Right, I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it, we’ve all orgasmed over and over again to it.
The “leaked” test footage from a few years ago for a Deadpool film, starring Ryan Reynolds as the titular wise cracking, bad-guy slapping, nice arse rocking Merc with a Mouth.
It’s beautiful. It’s perfect. I have no complaints about it, except for why isn’t there more?
I don’t know whether or not the film is in production, or even being considered.
I want this film badly. Like really badly. I’d slaughter an African Village for it, with a big smile on my face. I’d identify as ‘Pool’s left bollock if I had to.
Mind you, I guess this is partly because I may have accidentally completely incidentally not-searching-at-all-y stumbled across what might be the script.
It’s a big IF.
I don’t know if it’s real or fake, a draft, or something that’s really going to go ahead. I can’t say.
All I know is it made me laugh, and it made me cry.
Me.
I never cry at anything.
I want it. And I want it now.